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  • justaminute2014 9:27 pm on February 11, 2014 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: dumb headlines, , laugh, news, papers, poll   

    Really Dumb Headlines… 

    (JUST A MINUTE)    Yep, these babies are for real! Don’t the papers have proofreaders anymore?

    a dumb headline 2Guess it’s true…the government HAS gone to pot!

    a dumb headline 6

    Bet this one was about local government too…

    a dumb headline 1

    Wow, it took a real “brainiack” to write this one…

    a dumb headline 4

    And you thought the teen years were over at like…20!

    a dunb headline 2

    Tell me an Entomologist helped write this one!

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    I’ll leave this one alone…

    Hey, thanks for playing!

    *REF: “freakonomics.com”

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  • justaminute2014 11:34 pm on February 10, 2014 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: comedy, , humor, , laugh, Steven Wright   

    The Wit Of Wright… 

    (JUST A MINUTE)    Steven Wright has busted up just as many audiences as Gallagher has melons! Here’s a few of his thoughts…

     

    Steven Wright

    Steven Wright

     

    1. “I intend to live forever. So far, so good”
    2. “A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths”
    3. “I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday”
    4. “Everything is within walking distance if you have the time”
    5. “What’s another word for Thesaurus?”
    6. “Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country”
    7. “I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five”
    8. “You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?”
    9. “Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?”
    10. “I installed a skylight in my apartment…the people who live above me are furious”
    11. “Curiosity killed the cat. But for a while, I was a suspect”
    12. “I was trying to daydream but my mind kept wandering”
    13. “Whenever I think of the past it brings back so many memories”
    14. “I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time”
    15. “I like to reminisce with people I don’t know”

     

    I guess you CAN make this stuff up!

    *REF: “brainyquote.com”

     

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  • justaminute2014 10:13 pm on February 10, 2014 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: dumb, laugh, lawmakers, laws, weird   

    Whaaat?? 

    (JUST A MINUTE)   We can’t make this stuff up! Here is proof that lawmakers have always been kinda’ “screwy”…

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    1. In Texas it is illegal to carry around a pair of pliers.
    2. In Corpus Christie, Tx. one cannot raise alligators in his home.
    3. Miami will not allow people to imitate any animal.
    4. Alaska says you can’t look at a moose from an airplane.
    5. In Illinois, all people shall drive their cars with the steering wheel.
    6. California law prohibits any woman from driving a car while dressed in a housecoat.
    7. It is illegal in Tennessee to drive a car while sleeping.
    8. In Georgia a barber cannot advertise his price for any haircut.
    9. Hey baseball fans, Oklahoma does not allow a ball player to hit the ball over a fence or out of the park.
    10. Kentucky says all residents must take at least one bath each year.
    11. In Rochester, Mi. a police officer must first inspect a bathing suit before anyone can “bathe” in public.
    12. Utah law states that on the highways, birds have the right of way.
    13. Galveston, Tx. says it’s illegal to let your camels run loose in the streets.
    14. One can’t sell cabbage on Sundays in New Jersey.
    15. Virginia law states that chickens must lay their eggs no earlier than 8AM nor any later than 4PM.

     

    Who says our government is dysfunctional?

    *REF: “strangefacts.com”

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  • justaminute2014 8:06 pm on February 10, 2014 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , laugh, one-liners, quips, zingers   

    Quick Jokes… 

    (JUST A MINUTE)    Come on…take “just a minute” to laugh a little!

    a crowd laughing

    1. What does an accountant use for birth control? His sense of humor!

    2. I saw a woman with the word “Guess” on her tee shirt, so I said “implants?”

    3. Why do gas stations lock their bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will break in and clean them?

    4. Why do banks open their doors but chain down the pens? 

    5. Why do Americans choose from 50 ladies for Miss America, but only 2 for President?

    6. He who smiles in a crisis has already found someone to blame!

    7. Politicians and diapers should both be changed often…and for the same reason.

    8. You should never take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night.

    9. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match at kick-boxing!

    10. If sex is a pain in the butt, you’re doing it wrong.

    11. How come one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to light a campfire?

    12. Don’t mess with me! I’m running out of places to hide the bodies.

    13. Booze may not be the answer, but it can help you forget the question.

    14. If 4 out of 5 suffer from diarrhea, does that one person actually enjoy it? 

    15. I haven’t spoken to my wife in years…I don’t want to interrupt her!

    *Ref: “1funny.com”

    Have a super day!

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